Best Monday jokes 😍😍🤣🤣🤣

1. Being ūgly is chall£nging. Someone will just look at you & conclude that you're wīcked.🤣🤣🤣🤣 

2. Mother in law asked her son's wife "Why all the children didn't resemble their father???"

She replies "What I have is a reprøductive system, not a photoçopying maçhine"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 Booh-defunny ✍️ 

3. It hūrts so much when you know you are a Vīrgin but people don't believe you cause you have a kīd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

4. When you owe somebody 1million naira and you decide to commīt Sūicīde but a doçtor saves you and now you're owing the doçtor 200k as well. Village people chaii😂😂😂😂😂😂

5. Playing with kíds these days can be very strēssful. My Friend's child has been çrying since morning because I refüse to eat the food she made with sand🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. I stood up to my mum yesterday, she wanted to change the channel, I said No, I was there first. Told her to sit down and be quíet, I'm grown. It felt good.  

Anyway, If you want to visit me, I'm at universal of Benin Teaching Høspital, Ogbomosho. Wárd 5. Approach from the left cause my right eye is clôsed. I'm indeed grown. 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂  

7. I don't gøssip. #Boohdefunny 

It's not my fáult that you are not there when I talked about you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8. This weekend I'll be hosting a party at home. It's only for cute people. If you are ūgly please don't come🤣🤣

Even myself I won't be there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. Women hātē Mathematics but love counting môney. Is counting mōney Geography??🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

10. WEDDING NIGHT CØNFESSION 

Húsband: I'm sørry hóney, I've slēpt with lots of prøstitutes.

Wife: I said it, your face looks familiar🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂 Gbas gbos🙄😂😂

11 Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this pâge I say thank you, and I love you guys so much my darlíng I appreciate you alot guys 💃💃🌹💃♥️🌹♥️💃♥️💃🌹💃🌹💃🌹💃🌹♥️🌹♥️♥️🌹